New Year Eve was “fun” for a few armed robbers at Apple Store in Paris. The guys took off with a million dollar merchandise, which they are probably going to sell for marginal profit. Even if the alleged robbers don’t end up selling the stolen products for profit, they’ll at least end up making 75% of the merchandise’s worth.

A ‘First Investigation Report’ was filed immediately after the robbery occurred. “Masked suspects broke into the store on New Year Eve. The handgun wielding robbers made it in through employee only entrance, while a janitor was leaving the soon-to-be crime scene.” Perhaps this was written in the report – a general description of the incident.

Some people heard that the old Janitor sustained minor level injuries. It was 6:00 P.M; the robbers saw the janitor leaving the store. They ran towards him; probably butted him in the head and that’s how they made it inside the store at closing hours.  In this entire incident, there was a security guard too. As usual, he didn’t turn out to be an Apple loyalist – he simply let those guys overpower him.

The thieves completely ignored the items present on Display. They went for packaged merchandise, loaded it all in the back of a truck and Vrrrroooooommmmmm; they were on their way. Throughout the 40 minute operation, the cops didn’t show up until later. Well, at least, Apple lost a teeny tiny bit of money, which I think is fair enough.

Some Apple products are slightly overpriced. When they are sold in millions, Apple ends up making an insane amount of money. Hence, Apple had it coming. Ever heard of Karma?

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