Mr. Feng, father of one Xiao Feng, got so pissed off that he had to hire assassins to kill his son! Well, not literally but in the online world, yes, he did. What was so irritating about Xiao that his dad had to get someone from outside of the family to get his son killed in the online world?

Meet Xiao Feng – The Lazy Ass Gamer:

Xiao Feng has been gaming since he was in school. He didn’t get good grades, which is pretty okay for gamers. But to this date, the 23 year old guy has been sitting on the couch, doing nothing but playing videogames all day long.

Xiao’s dad, Mr. Feng, went through a lot to get his son a job at a well reputed software house. Guess what? The job was taking a toll on Xiao’s online gaming, so he quit it after 3 months! Wow, nice work dude.

The job market is already doing poor these days. With Xiao quitting his job at such crucial time, not to mention the fact that he could have helped his family with some extra cash, gaming doesn’t seem like a nice hobby. In fact, “hobby” would be the wrong word to use here – This kid needs some serious ass kickin’.

So Mr. Feng goes on to contact a couple of pro gamers and pays them to kill his son’s character in his favorite online games. Xiao Feng is definitely going to quit gaming because there’s this thing called: nerd rage. If you are not familiar with it, just play a game for a good hour or maybe 30 minutes and get killed over and over again. Depending on your tolerance level, you will be screaming like a girl in the boys’ locker room eventually.

We hope that Xiao Feng will not only quit gaming, but he’ll also break his console or the game DVDs. The poor father is hoping to resolve his lazy ass son’s gaming addiction problem as soon as possible. The Chinese government has enacted some measures to put an end to this issue, but so far, nothing has been effective.

In his defense, Xiao Feng said that the only reason he quit his last job was because he needed some time to find a better job. “I’m not looking for any job right now – I just want to take some time off to find one that suits me better.”

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