Ah… the potty mouth kids of Twitter – and what a “relief” to know that they are talking shit about their parents, while the poor souls are working their assess off to make money. Kids… they could be insensitive to a lot of things. For instance, this recent Christmas was a disaster for some of the parents because their kids were apparently not too happy with Santa’s gifts.

Let’s Ride the “F” Wagon, Shall We?

Here’s an account of kids’ tweets, their gratitude and the way they share their Christmas experiences through tweets and stuff. These occasionally heatless snobs had their expectations stretched way too much. So if their guardian, loved one, or parents bought them something that wasn’t expected, it was ‘tweet shit behind their backs’ time.

• Anne The Racist Bitch Tweets: @annemcgerber “If I got a Black iPad, I’d probably kill myself.”

Looks like Anne got very popular because her tweets met a rebuttal by hundreds of people, such as:

• Gay Seal (@ThatsGayBro) Tweets: You are an ungrateful skank
• Alex Mack (@MacknCheeseyX) Tweets: Seriously Hoe, You ain’t deserve JACK SHIT!

@annemcgerber is taken aback. Apparently she is asking people how her tweets make her racist. Oh yeah, she also talked about not being on her periods – as if that matters to someone.

• The Hopeless Alyssa Northcutt Tweets: “I’m really not getting an iPhone for Christmas. #Heartbeeaking #Depressing #WHYmom.”

Look Alyssa, I hate to break it to you but Christmas is not all about gifts. Where’s the good old spirit of expressing sentiments and being thankful to the Lord for blessing you with a family? By the way, the inclusion of hashtags, such as #heartbreaking, #depressing and #WHYmom really makes you look weird. Especially the #WHYmom part. Maybe your mom couldn’t afford to buy you an iPhone?

• Katie the Spoiled Bitch (@kaaayc) Tweets: “I told my dad that if he got me the iPhone 4s instead of 5 I’d throw it at him #PrincessProbs”

Wow Katie, I would take an iPhone 4S any day. I have a busted Samsung cellphone right now. Not to mention the fact that I sold my HTC One V after two weeks to help a needy person so that he could provide for his family on Christmas, I think an iPhone 4S would be a nice addition to my Christmas presents. You are really ungrateful.

• Finnick Odair (@movetotherhythm) the Fuck Wagon Driver Tweets: “Only got an iPad 2 God mum, I wanted a fucking iPhone 5 fuck’s sake :///”

Other, or should I say: mature Twitter users tweeted the following in response to her whining:

However, I have to appreciate this girl’s optimism. She tweets back: “559 retweets, eight people telling me to kill myself, five death threats and several condemnations. Christmas Day 2012 has been a fun one.”

Yaaayy, Finnick Oddair you sure know how to have fun. 

In the end, I wonder where Twitter population is headed. Half of Twitter is consumed by trolls from the corporate sector, who couldn’t care less about your tweets. All they want is to send a word out about their products or services.

The other half is filled with clutter, such as these immature users. Where do you fit in? Let us know through the comments below…

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