Steve Jobs isn’t here; Apple’s earliest successors mourn his loss once again as the entire world bathes in the iPhone 5 coverage glory. ‘The National’ sends its vicarious minions to get the latest on-the-clock news updates as the device gets ready for launch in the next few hours.

iPhone 5 Coverage | Release Date | Sales Forecast and Much More:

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t is perhaps the right time for ‘The National’ staff members to pull their busty chairs and play the guessing game. Confusion concerning the iphone 5 release date isn’t gushing out as much as the fact that we are still trying to forecast the device’s phenomenal future sales.

Smosh’s take on The iPhone 5 Presale Review | Courtesy of Youtube

Jokes apart, there are a lot of serious faced people, with substantially even more serious comments about the iphone 5 sales flurry. For instance, Piper Jaffray, in a note to all the Apple shareholders, said that the device is expected to net a whopping 8 Million Unit Sales as easily as your grandma’s piece of hot pie.

Looking at the so called worst case scenario, even if things don’t go right, Apple will still manage to rake in 6 million units sales. This much amount of iphone 5 sales is way more than any other average or equally competitive phone out there on the globe.

Yes, Samsung Galaxy SIII fans, I know you want to bash my skull in, but cmon’ let’s be honest for a while. If you watched the above just-for-laughs’ sake Smosh video in this article, they got one thing right: “no one cares if the iphone 5 is for $800 or for $10,000” | people are going to buy it anyway.

Apple iPhones Sales Analysis | 2007 and Onwards:

Back in 2007 up till 2012, the combined unit sales effect has surmounted to 2,70,000; that’s too much a bigger number than the average quantity of sand grains in a baby’s hand! It only takes as weekend for Apple to shift its sales to millions or even billions for that matter.

The iPhone hoopla apart, other interesting profit gainers for the company are the iPad 3, iPhone 4, iPhone 4S, iPhone accessories, and iPhone 5 side accessories which are desperately awaiting a launch date in the next few days.

Apple Learned an Important Lesson from Online Sales:

Perhaps, Apple tried to replicate popular stores such as Amazon to push its preorders to the next level, but due to some obviously anticipated “technical difficulties”, things didn’t go that smooth. In fact, if I recall it now, the online sales and preorders for the iPhone 4 mired with major obstacles that left a lot of prissy customers empty handed.

More on the iPhone 5 News:

Exactly at 8:00 A.M this Friday, the iPhone news is going to turn in the much awaited iPhone 5 review and the iPhone 5 actual release. Piper also reportedly said, It is believed that the 33% year over year growth has put Apple in a state where it can expect a minimum of 6 million iPhone 5 unit sales”; it’s the worst case scenario, which ain’t too shabby after all.

We will be exclusively covering the iPhone 5 news segments through article-by-article footage of the release date, interviews, what the experts are saying and so much more. Keep your stubby fingers and toes crossed as we cover more gory details in our iPhone 5 Review at ‘The National’.